He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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