didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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