I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
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he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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