No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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