I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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