I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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