I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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