Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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