If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
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