Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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