At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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