ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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