i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
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You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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