Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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