ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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