At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
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I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
the raccoons are back...
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