the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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