i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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