just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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