We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.