Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."