she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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