Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Say something about gay babies.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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