I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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