he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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