If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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