this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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