That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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