i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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