Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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