I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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