I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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