She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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