is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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