i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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