if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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