Having a random hookup so left but love u
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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