He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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