But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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