Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
What a dumb baby whore.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm always down for nudity.
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