You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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