What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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