how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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