I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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