I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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