I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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