You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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