That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.