You're completely useless in the revolution.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.