its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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