The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Hippo gnu deer
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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