We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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