i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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