If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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